Posted by
shipwreck on Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:00:00 AM
BARRACK, THE PREACHER
I had not known that our President was the nation's beacon of moral rectitude until he conferenced called 1400 clergy to protest the peoples violation of eighth commandment by bearing false witness against his attempt to socialize medicine and place him in complete control.
Shame on you peasants and serfs for bearing false witness against your president’s plan to deprive you of your freedom and liberty. Shame on you for not applauding his plan to subject you to the “discretion” of his government’s bureaucrats in the dispensation of medical treatments and medicines. Shame on you seniors for protecting yourselves and your spouses. Shame on you for attempting to thwart his will to preserve the lives of 16 year old illegal trespassing thieves of jobs, goods and services while withholding health care to your aged, broken-down, wasted, and frail, non-productive bodies. Don’t you know you have a moral obligation to nourish your brothers and sisters and die gracefully? And, don’t you know that those illegal trespassers will have a lot children who will vote Democrat for years to come: while you, you wretch, will only cast one vote for another term or two; and, you might even vote for a conservative?
No, you can’t pray in schools. No, he won’t quit killing the unborn and no, he won’t quit launching bombs from drones to kill innocent women and children. No, he won’t quit sending young American men and women with wives and children into harm’s way. No, he won’t quit dispatching his SEIU and Acorn goons to forcefully prohibit the exercise of your First Amendment rights. No, he won’t quit enriching his pals with taxpayers’ money. No, he won’t quit lying about this being the richest country in the world when its 12 trillion dollars in debt, unless, of course, he’s counting your hard earned tax paid savings and investments as the country’s property. No, he won’t go to church or hold prayer breakfasts. Don’t you know that the second, fifth, sixth, eighth and ninth commandments have no application to him.
Don’t you know that the First Amendment only applies when it supports his sectarian socialism? How sinful you are! Don’t you know that God commands you to love your neighbor not as yourself, but more than yourself, and that he, too, is your neighbor?